A baby in Miami does this too: "Where's the scumbag? Where is he?"
Fun Fact: It's the only museum in the entire state of Alabama.
You win, Carly Rae Jepsen.
Picture 13 Titles X 1 Title = 14 Titles?
He's Dean of Alabama's Math Department.
Who needs to poison trees when you have this kid.
SEC basketball games: Where SEC fans gather in the offseason to talk football.
"Attendance is mandatory," Saban informed his team at a 10:30 meeting last night to inform them of the celebration. "As is having fun and making merriment. There will be no exceptions. If you don't celebrate, if I don't see a goddam smile on your face, you will run."
Saban, who has vowed to enjoy his second BCS championship at Alabama, even went as far as to allow decorations for the locker room party. A white roll of athletic tape was hung from the ceiling beside a red roll of tape and below on the floor sat a folding chair with a small bag of pretzels Saban personally purchased from the vending machine down the hall.
"Line up, men. Now, there aren't enough pretzels for everyone," Saban told his assembled team this morning. "So just break off a tiny piece for yourself. Then you may speak to the teammate to your immediate left at your leisure. But no laughing. I hate laughing. We're not throwing all the rules out the window just because we won two goddam titles. Don't push me. I won't break, but I will break you."
Picture Crying Alabama Fan: Found!
He who cries first, doesn't cry in a rematch. Or something.