PICTURE: Alabama Fan Tattoo Expresses “Allegence” to the Crimson Tide

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Notre Dame Recruit Elijah Hood Hates Alabama and His Plumbing

Flushing Irish. Continue Reading →

AJ McCarron’s Girlfriend is a Moron

What have you done to us, Brent Musberger? Continue Reading →

The SEC Even Wins at Football Girlfriends

Maybe parts of them are fake. Continue Reading →

Sign from Alabaman God Appears During Nick Saban Gatorade Shower

Maybe the “A” means “Asshole.” Continue Reading →

AJ McCarron Discovers Everyone Wants to Have Relations with His Girlfriend

Like she'd ever date an old bald guy like LeBron James. Continue Reading →

12 Proposed Titles for Nick Saban’s Next Self-Help Book

_In 2007, Nick Saban published "How Good Do You Want to Be?: A Champion's Tips on How to Lead and Succeed at Work and in Life." He has won three more BCS titles since ... Continue Reading →

Darnell Dockett Hit on AJ McCarron’s Girlfriend Via Twitter

Who wouldn’t want to be with a guy smart enough to give away his number to hundreds of thousands of people? Continue Reading →

Alabama Fan Arrested for the Poisoning of Pope Benedict XVI

Agents from Interpol and the FBI were assisted by Tuscaloosa, Ala., police today in apprehending "Skeeter" Ray Fisher, a Tuscaloosa resident and Alabama Crimson Tide fan ... Continue Reading →
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Alabama Knocks Off No. 1 Notre Dame in Stunning 42-14 Upset

The Alabama Crimson Tide defeated Notre Dame on Monday night in the BCS title game, somehow routing the No. 1 ranked team in all the land by four touchdowns. "We knew that they ... Continue Reading →

It’s BCS Championship Game BINGO!

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Alabama Fan Alerts the Media About Elephant-Shaped Booger

It’s a sign from God! That Alabama fans have poor hygiene. Continue Reading →

Oregon, U Mad?

Wyoming doesn’t know what sports are. Continue Reading →

Ryan Gosling Researching Role as Alabama Cheerleader?

So … hot? Continue Reading →

Nick Saban Pranks Big East by Telling Them Alabama Wants to Move There

In what associates are calling "the ultimate Saban dick move," Alabama head football coach Nick Saban phoned Big East commissioner Mike Aresco this morning to express "serious ... Continue Reading →

The Most Bama Truck Tailgate in History

Not only are they Bama classy, their mohawk classy. Continue Reading →

Alabama Fans Celebrating Oregon’s Loss

They have flatscreen technology in Alabama? Huh. Continue Reading →

Portrait of an Alabama Fan’s Range of Emotions During a Loss

Man vs. Manziel. Continue Reading →