From the Desk of Jimmy Sexton: Nick Saban’s Contract Demands

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Nick Saban: “We’re just going to show up at the BCS title game anyway”

Alabama has accepted a bid to play in the Sugar Bowl against Oklahoma on January 2nd, but head coach Nick Saban announced today that the Crimson Tide will also show up on January 6th ... Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Alternative Alabama-Auburn Radio Call

I wonder who won in overtime. Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Alabama Fan Leaves Auburn Fan Waiter a Very Bama Tip

Nick Saban’s handwriting is pretty girly. Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Bama Boy is Very Shocked About Last-Second Loss to Auburn

  His parents will have to pay for a psychologist now.  Continue Reading →

10 Reasons Nick Saban Will Remain the Head Coach at Alabama

1. Moving is such a hassle. Changing your address and putting everything in boxes and stuff? Ugh. 2. He’s lived in Tuscaloosa for seven years now. He knows how to get pretty ... Continue Reading →

PICTURE: World’s Most Bama Car

They don’t have valet parking at Grub Mart?  Continue Reading →

10 Reasons Nick Saban Could Become the Head Coach at the University of Texas at El Paso

1. UTEP only has one win this season. The Miners could be looking to get rid of head coach Sean Kugler. 2. After years of being overlooked in their football crazy state for the likes ... Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Nick Saban Thinks Football Fields are Triangles

You can’t even blame that on a Bama education. Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Nick Saban Head Jello Mold

  Nick Saban doesn’t eat Jello. Jello is for the weak. Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Someone Have Mercy and Teach this Bama Poodle How to Kill Itself

This is the kind of thing PETA should be focusing on. Continue Reading →

PICTURE: A.J. McCarron’s Mom and Girlfriend Pose on Cover of Magazine That is Not a Parody Somehow

“I’m not self-obsessed.” – Kathryn Webb Oh, yeah. Totes. Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Miss Alabama Has the Most Bama Dress Ever

No helmet? She would look better with a helmet. Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Alabama Fan Tattoo Expresses “Allegence” to the Crimson Tide

Rowl tyde! Continue Reading →

Notre Dame Recruit Elijah Hood Hates Alabama and His Plumbing

Flushing Irish. Continue Reading →

AJ McCarron’s Girlfriend is a Moron

What have you done to us, Brent Musberger? Continue Reading →

The SEC Even Wins at Football Girlfriends

Maybe parts of them are fake. Continue Reading →

Sign from Alabaman God Appears During Nick Saban Gatorade Shower

Maybe the “A” means “Asshole.” Continue Reading →