SportsPickle - Filed Under "Adam Reisinger" http://www.sportspickle.com/tag/adam-reisinger Filed Under "Adam Reisinger" /article/1120 Lebron's first draft of his letter to Akron Wed, 04 Aug 2010 09:48:39 -0400 Lebron James took out a full-page ad in the Akron Beacon-Journal to thank his hometown for its support over the years.


But a noted marketing and image wiz like Lebron James doesn't do just write things up on a whim. There is much thought and multiple drafts. Here is the first draft of the ad.

...]]> /article/1045 Tonight's TV Schedule ... LEBRON-IFIED! Thu, 08 Jul 2010 09:05:28 -0400 Lebron is having his Lebron-fest on ESPN at 9:00 p.m. ET.


But other networks are trying to get in on the Lebron hysteria by Lebron-ifiying their own 9:00 p.m. shows. Take a look …



"So You Think You Can Dance" — FOX


Original TV Guide Description: One of the top 8 dancers is eliminated.


...]]> /article/1030 Lebron James Signs 2-Year Contract With Verizon Wireless Wed, 30 Jun 2010 23:39:21 -0400

The deal is done. After careful thought and consideration, Lebron James has announced he is signing a 2-year contract with Verizon Wireless as his cell phone carrier.


"When it came down to it, it made sense to stick withVerizon," James said. "I've already got FIOS TV service, andVerizon's selection of Android mobile phones is very enticing."


...]]> /article/884 The NFL All-Crimes Team Thu, 06 May 2010 16:08:06 -0400 NFL players have to be aggressive. It's part of the job.


Sometimes … very rarely … this aggression spills over off the field and results in criminal activity. But very rarely. Like, only five or six times a week.


Yet it's still enough to fill an entire NFL roster. And a pretty good one, too.

OFFENSE


...]]> /article/823 Roger Goodell's suspension-generating flowchart Thu, 15 Apr 2010 10:15:09 -0400 There is a perception that Roger Goodell hands out suspensions and fines in a completely arbitrary manner, as though he just pulls penalties out of a hat or throws darts at a suspension dartboard.


But that's absurd! Only a moron would do that! And we know a moron could never become the commissioner of a major professional sports league.


The truth is that Goodell has a very specific decision-making process that he uses to determine possible player suspensions. It's this flowchart.


...]]> /article/782 Professor Asks Students if Anyone Has Seen John Wall Lately Thu, 01 Apr 2010 08:07:42 -0400 University of Kentucky Professor Dr. Calvin Goldblatt stopped three people on the way out of his Thursday Introduction to Philosophy class to ask if anyone in the class had seenJohnWalllately. All three students just shook their head and walked on.


"I just don't understand," Dr. Goldblatt said. "His attendance record was perfect in January and February. Then suddenly this month, he was rarely here. I am worried about him."


...]]> /article/557 Blake Griffin Fakes Rehab Setback to Avoid Ever Playing for the Clippers Wed, 13 Jan 2010 16:41:23 -0500 With his projected season debut just a week away, Clippers No. 1 overall pick Blake Griffin faked a season-ending injury, in hopes he would never have to play for the cursed franchise.


"I wasn't thrilled to be drafted by the Clippers. But I didn't have a choice," Griffin said. "Then I got hurt in the preseason and it dawned on me — I hold the power. I can avoid playing here forever if I handled this the right way. If I can just trick the Clippers into thinking I'm injury-prone, they might trade me to a decent team and my career. I have hope again. Going through the pain of unnecessary surgery can't take that away."
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