Lebron’s first draft of his letter to Akron

Lebron James took out a full-page ad in the Akron Beacon-Journal to thank his hometown for its support over the years. But a noted marketing and image wiz like Lebron James doesn't ... Continue Reading →

Tonight’s TV Schedule … LEBRON-IFIED!

Lebron is having his Lebron-fest on ESPN at 9:00 p.m. ET. But other networks are trying to get in on the Lebron hysteria by Lebron-ifiying their own 9:00 p.m. shows. Take a look … "So ... Continue Reading →

Lebron James Signs 2-Year Contract With Verizon Wireless

The deal is done. After careful thought and consideration, Lebron James has announced he is signing a 2-year contract with Verizon Wireless as his cell phone carrier. "When it ... Continue Reading →

The NFL All-Crimes Team

NFL players have to be aggressive. It's part of the job. Sometimes … very rarely … this aggression spills over off the field and results in criminal activity. But very ... Continue Reading →

Roger Goodell’s suspension-generating flowchart

There is a perception that Roger Goodell hands out suspensions and fines in a completely arbitrary manner, as though he just pulls penalties out of a hat or throws darts at a suspension ... Continue Reading →

Professor Asks Students if Anyone Has Seen John Wall Lately

University of Kentucky Professor Dr. Calvin Goldblatt stopped three people on the way out of his Thursday Introduction to Philosophy class to ask if anyone in the class had seenJohnWalllately. ... Continue Reading →

Blake Griffin Fakes Rehab Setback to Avoid Ever Playing for the Clippers

With his projected season debut just a week away, Clippers No. 1 overall pick Blake Griffin faked a season-ending injury, in hopes he would never have to play for the cursed franchise. "I ... Continue Reading →