Picture Aaron Rodgers in His Freshman Yearbook
He went on to be a star quarterback and the kid on the left is now a star murderer.
Picture Wisconsin, Minnesota ... Same Thing
Who cares what shape their state is? This is sports, not geography, you nerd.
Video Mike McCarthy Naturally Assumed Aaron Rodgers is a Pervert
I can see that. But you'd think someone who looks like McCarthy would be more hip to the trends.
Picture The Downfall of Aaron Rodgers Begins
Fact: No quarterback has ever won a Super Bowl after partying with DJ Pauly D.
Picture Clay Matthews Thinks Aaron Rodgers Stinks
So did all the teams who passed over him in the draft.
News Aaron Rodgers Fails To Acknowledge Child Who Will One Day Die
Little Thomas Riley, age 5, was one checkout aisle away from Rodgers with his mother when the quarterback paid and left.
“Sure, Mr. Big Shot has enough money to buy groceries — all brand names, I might add,” said Thomas’ mother, Cindy, “but can’t give any money to my son. Who knows what Thomas will die from? He needs help.”
“I don’t want to die,” said Thomas, overhearing his mother. “Am I dying, Mommy? I feel good. I don’t want to die.”
“Yes, honey,” said his mother. “You’re dying. And Aaron Rodgers doesn’t care.”
With Thomas now in tears, sadness filling what could be his final days, Rodgers was long gone and on the way to his nearby mansion.
Video Packers Fan Does Lambeau Leap Backwards
You know, there's an outside chance that guy had imbibed alcohol.
Video Aaron Rodgers Deserves a Much Better Tribute Song
You'd think Green Bay, Wisconsin would have better musical talent.
