Johnny Manziel’s Draft Night Texts with the Cleveland Browns QB Coach

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Nation Disgusted That a Late 7th-Round Draft Pick Could be Loved

Former Missouri defensive end Michael Sam touched off a flood of outrage after he was taken with the 249th pick on the 7th Round of the NFL Draft on Saturday night and kissed his boyfriend. ... Continue Reading →

7 Year-Olds On Seeing Michael Sam Kiss His Boyfriend During the NFL Draft

“Kissing is disgusting. When my parents do it I want to throw up.” – Aaron Continue Reading →

SLIDESHOW: Hottest HABS of the 2014 NFL Draft

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Mel Kiper Granted 15-Minute Break Before First 10 2015 Mock Drafts Are Due

ESPN NFL Draft analysts Mel Kiper, Jr. was granted a brief break at the close of the 7th and final round of the 2014 NFL Draft on Saturday night to use the bathroom and eat a bowl of ... Continue Reading →

Cleveland’s Excitement Over Drafting Johnny Manziel Tempered by City Being Destroyed by Giant Asteroid

The explosion of enthusiasm among Browns fans over the selection of quarterback Johnny Manziel with the No. 22 pick in the 2014 NFL Draft Thursday night was soon followed by an actual ... Continue Reading →

Detroit Lions Draft Crying Man on Telephone

With the tenth pick in the 2014 NFL draft, The Detroit Lions chose a crying man who was talking on the telephone. It is not known what the man was crying about or why the Lions would ... Continue Reading →

PICTURE: The World’s Biggest NFL Draft Fan

No one has loved no football being played at all more than this guy. Continue Reading →

Honest NFL .com Headlines: 2014 NFL Draft

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Grading Reader Grocery Drafts

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PICTURE: A Depressed Trio of Browns Fans on the Way to the NFL Draft in New York

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2014 NFL Draft Grades: Written Before the Draft for Extra Timely Analysis!

Published May 8, 2014 at 11:14 a.m. ET. 1. Houston Texans When you have the No. 1 overall pick in the draft, you want to have a draft that fundamentally changes your organization and ... Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Mike Evans’ NFL .com Draft Profile Starts with a Downer

The bio continues: “Evans was a bed-wetter until the age of 9.” Continue Reading →

20 Updated NFL Draft Rumors and Reports

1. The Houston Texans know who they want to take with the No. 1 overall pick unless they change their mind or trade it. Continue Reading →

The 9 Players at Every NFL Draft

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Feces-Covered Ed Werder Reports There Was Nothing Abnormal in the Johnny Manziel Stool Sample He Examined

ESPN reporter Ed Werder filed an exclusive report for the network today in which he said he picked through a pile of Johnny Manziel’s fecal waste to see if there was anything ... Continue Reading →

NFL Draft Expert Certification Form

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Report: Johnny Manziel Considering Becoming an NFL Bust in Ultimate Troll Move

Johnny Manziel was a quarterbacking force in his two seasons on the field at Texas A&M. His stock only rose higher in March when he aced his pro day performance. But as the NFL ... Continue Reading →