Female Kicker at the NFL Combine Struggled a Little Bit

That is an awesome onside kick. Draft her in the first round. Continue Reading →

How the NFL Combine’s “Gay” Questions Went Down

Can a GAY player be ELITE? Debate! Continue Reading →

NFL Draft Debate: Naive Mormon or Pothead?

Utah is awesome at always being exactly how we’d all expect Utah to be. Continue Reading →
NCAA Basketball: Kentucky at Notre Dame

NFL Teams Asking Manti Te’o to Sexually Assault a Woman to Prove He’s Not Gay

NFL teams are reportedly concerned that draft prospect Manti Te'o could be homosexual and are asking the former Notre Dame linebacker to clarify his sexual orientation. "We're ... Continue Reading →

Shamarko Thomas Runs 4.3 40, Falls on His Face

Roger Goodell will fine him for that blow to the head. Continue Reading →

Manti Te’o Falls Over at the NFL Combine

He tripped on … wait for it … wait for it … the corpse of his fake dead girlfriend. ZING. Continue Reading →

Manti Te’o to Comment on Slow 40 Time as Soon as He Catches His Breath

Former Notre Dame standout Manti Te'o will reportedly speak about his plodding 4.82 time in the 40 at the NFL Combine as soon as he is no longer hunched over and gasping for air. ... Continue Reading →

Manti Te’o’s Intelligence Questioned After He Eats Wonderlic Exam

Manti Te'o's draft stock took another hit today after he scored a zero on the Wonderlic exam. The Notre Dame linebacker did not complete the exam because he ate it soon after ... Continue Reading →