Sep 2nd 1901 Teddy Roosevelt utters the famous line "Speak softly and carry a big stick." Roosevelt then took the field and hit two home runs, leading the Executive Branch slow-pitch softball team to a 10-2 victory over the Legislative Branch.
According to numerous reports from the infielders on your slow-pitch, rec league softball team, a girl is up so you can take a few steps in from your outfield position.