July 26, 2011

Video Soccer Back-Heel Fail

It's almost like he doesn't respect the MLS.

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Filed Under   Soccer   MLS
July 20, 2011

Video Kung-Fu Soccer

They're amazing athletes. Too bad they don't play a real sport.

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Filed Under   misc   volleyball   Soccer
July 19, 2011

Video The Appropriate Reaction to USA's Women's World Cup Loss

He would have flopped before the knife hit his stomach.

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by DJ Gallo / July 19, 2011

News Grounds Crew Annoyed That Players Left It All on the Field

Grounds crew members at the Frankfurt stadium where the women’s World Cup Final was held are furious and continue to clean up around the clock after players from both sides left it all on the field.

“We don’t even know where to start with the clean up,” said Commerzbank Arena grounds chief Christian Schroder. “It’s all been left out here. Everything. You name it, it’s on the field. Heart, guts, intangibles. The field is pretty much ruined.”

Among other items, Commerzbank maintenance staff have found a sports bra, an ATM card, a toaster, large animal feces, a pair of reading glasses, a dead owl, original Star Wars action figures and a human baby.

“They left so much out on the field that I think they must have gone back into the locker room specifically to get things to leave out there,” said Schroder. “It’s kind of rude, actually. I understand the stakes of the match, but why leave a baby out there? It’s very irresponsible. I’m just glad the child was unharmed and healthy.”

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by DJ Gallo / July 19, 2011

Opinion The 10 Worst Losses in USA Sports History

#10 – U.S. Women in the 2011 World Cup Final

Why it was bad: The U.S. was a heavy favorite against Japan and twice had a lead late in the match before giving up an equalizer each time. Then, in penalty kicks, the U.S. could only convert one of four attempts and lost.

Why it was really bad: America, and the world, lost out on the chance to see how this kid would celebrate a World Cup title:

#9 – U.S. Men in the 1994 World Cup


Why it was bad: Despite being poorly-regarded in the soccer world, the U.S. made it through group play with a respectable 1-1-1 mark on its home soil. Then in the first round of knockout play, they faced mighty Brazil. Only a goal by Bebeto 72 minutes into the match defeated the U.S. National Team.

Brazil went on to win the World Cup.

Why it was really bad: With the whole world watching, the U.S. team willingly dressed like this. Perhaps no action in history has been more detrimental to the country’s image internationally than those horrific kits.

It was almost like the U.S. dressed in the ugliest outfits they could find in order to disrespect the world’s game.

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Filed Under   NBA   Winter Olympics   Summer Olympics   misc   Soccer
by DJ Gallo / July 18, 2011

News Abby Wambach: "Our World Cup success made me start to like soccer a little bit"

Thanks to the excitement of a World Cup run that saw the U.S. women’s team get to the brink of winning the championship, national team members say that for the first time in their lives, they really are starting to enjoy the sport of soccer.

“Before this tournament started, I honestly could not give a crap,” said goaltender Hope Solo. “But then we started winning and by the end, I’ll admit, I was pretty into the whole thing.”

Abby Wambach, the team’s leading scorer, echoed Solo.

“I’m usually more into football, baseball, basketball, even hockey,” she said. “Yet I found myself going out of my way to show up for these games and play. I really think I have the soccer bug now.”

Head coach Pia Sundhage, a Swede, says the true test of her players’ supposed newfound love of the world’s game will come in a few weeks when she calls a practice.

“It’s great that they’re all into it now,” said Sundhage. “But I won’t be surprised if no one shows up to our next match, choosing to stay home and watch the Yankees or something. Soccer is hot right now. But in a few weeks? We’ll see.”

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July 18, 2011

Picture Pete Carroll as U.S. Women's Soccer Coach Pia Sundhage

So even if the U.S. women won, their title would have been stripped.

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Filed Under   NFL   Pete Carroll   Soccer   Seattle Seahawks   Pia Sundhage
July 18, 2011

Video A Most Unique Penalty Kick

That will lead Al-Jazeera "SportsCenter" for at least a week.

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Filed Under   Soccer
July 18, 2011

Video U.S. Soccer Fan Does the Truffle Shuffle

His hero is Brandi Chastain.

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Filed Under   Soccer
July 17, 2011

Picture This is the Way to Celebrate a U.S. Soccer Goal

His hero is Brandi Chastain.

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Filed Under   Soccer