That goalie may be American, but he definitely could play for a European team.
Good thing it wasn't a compound fracture. That could have been very Messi. Sigh.
We should totally get that goalpost to play for us in the next World Cup.
#1 The Coach From the Stands
"Choke up on that bat!"
"Set a better pick!"
"Aw, hell, we'll have to 'talk' about that one when we get home, won't we, son? This pussy league may not keep score because you're only six, but you and I both know damn well that you're losing 22-3. We'll see if you're a little hungrier for a win when I don't let you eat for the next four days."
#2 The Creepy Coach
His coaching methods may seem a bit unconventional at first, but it's like they always say: the team that showers together in front of the coach wins together in front of the coach. (No one has actually ever said that, but it sounds convincing, right?)
Two regional titles and 14 felony indictments later he'll be stripped of his position.
This actually would be a career highlight for English keeper Robert Green. At least this guy didn't drop the ball.
Those crazy frozen cats from Iceland's Stjarnan FC are back with another creative goal celebration. You know, Bjork may be the least creative person in the entire country.
Picture Streaker On Cell Phone
A small price to pay for being king for a day.
The guy brawling in the pink pinny is extra badass.
Picture Optical Illusion Ref Penis
Other countries really do get excited about this whole soccer thing.
Picture Inaccurate World Cup Headline
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