His backup is Usain Bolt.
If only she hit him while wearing a sports bra.
But he does have some mixed emotions.
"I've been through so much over the past two months," said Pena. "It's hard to put it into words. But, yeah, the fact that no one thought to update my fantasy soccer league roster really chaps my ass. My wife has my password. It's the same as my e-mail."
A cancer celebration would have been WAY more funny.
Most baseball umps have a much larger bosom.
This is like that time President Obama karate chopped John Boehner during a pickup basketball game.
Hate must be taught early to truly take hold.
Looks like these Mexican soccer fields need a border fence.
That goalie may be American, but he definitely could play for a European team.