Everyone is happy. So that's nice.
This is how Alexander Ovechkin wishes he could play hockey.
Roger Goodell would fine him 90 million whatever weird currency they have.
Picture Wayne Rooney is Enormous
As an effigy. No prostitute could ever service a man that big.
Especially when they're worn by busty models.
In American football we kick our birds.
Soccer players should spend more time thinking of ways to score and less time thinking of ways to celebrate.
Just think how excited these fans would be if they got to see Real Salt Lake play!
Manchester City : Manchester United :: Mets : Yankees
Coaches don't normally paint their players' crotches in American football.