Video Oh, MLS, You're Adorable
The MLS Cup is decided by an own-goal. Not surprising. At all.
Picture Terrifying Soccer Ball-Faced Man Tired of Being Chased Around
Fun Fact: His balls look like human faces.
Video The Famous Tevez-Ferdinand Fisting Photo: Now In Video!
U.S. satellite company ads don't feature enough forced anal penetration, am I right?
Picture Euro 2012 Mascots Unveiled to Terrify Children
One is for nightmares, the other is for daymares.
Video Soccer Player Blows the Easiest Goal Ever
No wonder soccer is so low-scoring.
Video One of the Better Headers in Soccer History
Why does the video go black for the last few minutes? Probably because the guy blacked out.
Video Soccer Goalie Sure Is Happy About Allowing a Goal
Everyone is happy. So that's nice.
