Video Oh, MLS, You're Adorable
The MLS Cup is decided by an own-goal. Not surprising. At all.
O Lance indeed.
Fun Fact: His balls look like human faces.
U.S. satellite company ads don't feature enough forced anal penetration, am I right?
One is for nightmares, the other is for daymares.
No wonder soccer is so low-scoring.
Video Soccer Girl Fight!
Let's just blame this on Elizabeth Lambert.
Picture An Unwilling Soccer Puppet
This player probably received a brown card.
Why does the video go black for the last few minutes? Probably because the guy blacked out.
Everyone is happy. So that's nice.