We don't take youth soccer this seriously in America. We just verbally assault officials.
TV is designed to never make eye contact. (via Deadspin)
At least the other team huddles around their urinating player. (via Total Pro Sports)
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Awesome. But maybe next time he should use his hands. Just an idea. (via Off The Bench)
his family, his country, his planet, his species
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In European soccer, this is code for a prostitute being available.
That will teach that guy not to assist on the play again.
"I really thought we had the best bid," said former President Bill Clinton, who led the U.S. final presentation. "And I thought the Qataris did well, too. The World Cup going to a non-world host was a bit of a surprise."
Mars did not even submit a formal bid for the World Cup, but it is believed many of the FIFA voters expect to be rewarded with extra-terrestrial powers and luxury spaceships by delivering the tournament to our solar system neighbor.
FIFA president Sepp Blatter dismissed charges of corruption and said a Mars World Cup is a bold and important decision.