November 01, 2011
Video Soccer Hooligan Attacks Player, Gets Beaten Down by Player's Teammates
It seems like he didn't think that through. Are soccer hooligans not smart?
Opinion Popular Candy and Their Sports Equivalents
You can’t go wrong with Halloween candy. Except for candy corn. No one actually like candy corn — if they did, it would be eaten the other 11 months of the year. But for some reason, candy corn is a seasonal institution we can’t get rid of, so you choke it down with all the good stuff. The BCS is the candy corn of sports, ruining all of our delicious college football.
No one hates Werther’s Original Caramels, just as no one hates golf. But both can be a little bland and boring. And both are loved by old people.
October 27, 2011
Video Stray Dog Produces Most Entertaining Soccer Game in History
It's also the most entertaining "Air Bud" movie to-date.
October 20, 2011
Video Some Textbook Pantsing in the Beautiful Game
It's the one thing that can make American schoolyard bullies like soccer.
October 17, 2011
Video Mock Execution Goal Celebration Fun
Fun Fact: You can use your hands in soccer to fire a fake gun.
October 14, 2011
Picture The Worst Kind of Soccer Hand-Ball
It looks bad. But at least he didn't use his feet to do that.
October 13, 2011
Picture Women's Soccer Players Really Enjoying Dong-Shaped Trophy
That has to really turn guys on who have large, silver penises.
October 07, 2011
Video Angry Birds: Soccer
The U.S. would totally win the the Angry Birds World Cup.


