Maybe he's more of an assist man.
Video The Kung-Fu Goalie
He's in a new soccer movie with Jackie Chan.
Oh, sure. Flop when your junk gets crushed.
Here's your community service award. And your yellow card.
Video German Soccer Stunt
This is probably fake. Because Germans aren't interesting.
This is why it's smarter to never go to class.
That team has a terribly entertaning HMO.
Luckily their trainer is also an owl vet.
Video Bitch Ruins Soccer Game
She at least could have worn a sports bra.
The vuvuzelas, which were symbols of celebration at the 2010 World Cup, are being embraced by Libyan police and pro-government security forces to subdue protesters.
"When rigged with some basic household chemicals and a handful of ball bearings, a single blast from a vuvuzela can disperse a crowd of 20 or 30, no problem," said Katherine Fillmore of the International Coalition Against War Criminals.