Video Stray Dog Produces Most Entertaining Soccer Game in History
It's also the most entertaining "Air Bud" movie to-date.
Video Some Textbook Pantsing in the Beautiful Game
It's the one thing that can make American schoolyard bullies like soccer.
Video Mock Execution Goal Celebration Fun
Fun Fact: You can use your hands in soccer to fire a fake gun.
Picture The Worst Kind of Soccer Hand-Ball
It looks bad. But at least he didn't use his feet to do that.
Picture Women's Soccer Players Really Enjoying Dong-Shaped Trophy
That has to really turn guys on who have large, silver penises.
Video Angry Birds: Soccer
The U.S. would totally win the the Angry Birds World Cup.
Video Fastest Soccer Goal Ever
This play could really grow soccer in the United States.
Opinion The 5 Stages of Athlete Grief
Stage 1: Denial
Description: The athlete denies he actually lost as a temporary defense.
Youth Athlete in Denial: "No way I lost. My mom said I'm the best player ever!"
College Athlete in Denial: "No way I lost. The coach who recruited me said I'm the best player ever!"
Pro Athlete in Denial: "No way I lost. My agent said I'm the best player ever!"
Stage 2: Anger
Description: The athlete experiences rage and jealousy over the outcome and lashes out.
Youth Athlete in Anger: "I'm going to quit!"
College Athlete in Anger: "I'm going to transfer!"
Pro Athlete in Anger: "I'm going to lose my endorsements!"
