Opinion 2011: The Year in Sports Funny
December 06, 2011
Video Little Kid Soccer Fan Chases a Beer with Some Water
Soccer hooligans are so adorable at that age.
November 18, 2011
Picture Most Terrifying Soccer Fan of All-Time
It's a good way to make sure the seats beside you remain unoccupied.
November 15, 2011
Video Soccer Players Can't Do the Lambeau Leap
This is why Green Bay doesn't have a soccer team. Well, one of the reasons.
November 03, 2011
Video Soccer Goalie Lets a Header from Midfield Score
He apparently felt it was a good time for a stroll.
November 01, 2011
Video Soccer Hooligan Attacks Player, Gets Beaten Down by Player's Teammates
It seems like he didn't think that through. Are soccer hooligans not smart?
October 30, 2012
You can't go wrong with Halloween candy. Except for candy corn. No one actually like candy corn if they did, it would be eaten the other 11 months of the year. But for some reason, candy corn is a seasonal institution we can't get rid of, so you choke it down with all the good stuff. The BCS is the candy corn of sports, ruining all of our delicious college football.
No one hates Werther's Original Caramels, just as no one hates golf. But both can be a little bland and boring. And both are loved by old people.
Opinion Popular Candy and Their Sports Equivalents
You can't go wrong with Halloween candy. Except for candy corn. No one actually like candy corn if they did, it would be eaten the other 11 months of the year. But for some reason, candy corn is a seasonal institution we can't get rid of, so you choke it down with all the good stuff. The BCS is the candy corn of sports, ruining all of our delicious college football.
No one hates Werther's Original Caramels, just as no one hates golf. But both can be a little bland and boring. And both are loved by old people.
October 27, 2011
Video Stray Dog Produces Most Entertaining Soccer Game in History
It's also the most entertaining "Air Bud" movie to-date.



