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				<title>Troy Tulowitzki Congratulates Rafael Betancourt's Crotch</title>
				<pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 11:35:00 -0400</pubDate>
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				<title>RGIII Ends Sham Engagement, Keeps All the Blenders He Got</title>
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				<title>A Sports Fan's Guide to Getting Your Face on TV</title>
				<pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 09:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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				<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 16:15:00 -0400</pubDate>
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				<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 14:25:00 -0400</pubDate>
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				<title>Because It's the Cup ... Etc.</title>
				<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 13:05:00 -0400</pubDate>
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				<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 11:45:00 -0400</pubDate>
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				<title>Template for Your Town to Bid on the 2024 Olympics</title>
				<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 09:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[If Tulsa can do it, so can your town!]]></description>
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