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				<title>Orb Pretty Bummed About Having to Spend the Weekend in Baltimore</title>
				<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 15:30:00 -0400</pubDate>
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				<title>College Jeopardy Geniuses are Not Geniuses About Hockey</title>
				<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 14:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[Ahh, yes. NHL superstar Sidney "Geno" Crosby.]]></description>
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				<title>Flowchart: What Sports Media Job Is Best For You?</title>
				<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 13:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<p>College seniors are graduating and heading into the workforce. Others who are already out of college may be considering a job in a new field.</p><br  />
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				<title>Massive Dunk Failure</title>
				<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 11:50:00 -0400</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[Leave it to the pros, bros.]]></description>
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				<title>Crackhead Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Does Sports on Crack</title>
				<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 10:20:00 -0400</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[<h2>Before the baseball season started, Ford said the Blue Jays would be &quot;good.&quot; As of his crack video, they are 17-24 and in last place.</h2>

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	<h2>Before Game 7 of the Maple Leafs-Bruins series, Ford predicted that the Maple Leafs would win Game 7 in overtime. They lost Game 7 in overtime after blowing a 4-1 third period lead in one of the worst collapses in sports history. </h2>

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				<title>11 Things That Have Happened Since the Knicks Were Last Relevant</title>
				<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 09:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[Wait. Is this to imply they're relevant now? I'm confused.]]></description>
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				<title>The 10 Sexiest David Beckham Photos of All-Time</title>
				<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 15:30:00 -0400</pubDate>
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	<p>Here&#039;s Beckham going ham on a ham sandwich. So hot. (Not the sandwich, though. Ham is a cold cut.)</p>

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				<title>Baby Birdman Chris Andersen</title>
				<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 14:20:00 -0400</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[He comes from a tough day care center.]]></description>
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				<title>Patrick Kane Hoping Lady Byng is a Hot Chick</title>
				<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 12:45:00 -0400</pubDate>
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				<title>Prince Harry Sucks at Throwing a Football</title>
				<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 11:40:00 -0400</pubDate>
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