Picture Troy Tulowitzki Mohawk
Who wouldn't go to this extreme for an oft-injured shortstop?
Picture Derrick Rose's United Center Statue
It's dedicated to all those who just don't feel mentally right some days.
Picture Canucks Fan Has Proper Pizza Priorities
He later threw the pizza at his television.
Picture Islanders Fan Displease by Chris Kunitz's Game-Winning Goal
Or he may just hate Brian Engblom's hair.
Picture Bros Take Photos with Passed Out Craig Sager
He does not own a single piece of non-awful clothing.
Picture Pantsless Kid Strolls Through Houston Rockets Pregame Show
Clearly just a ploy to pander to the toddler boy market.
Picture "Hello. Yes, this is dog. Yes, I'm interested in Rangers tickets."
You already have a fur coat, you pussy/dog.
Picture America Does Not Have Much Faith in the New York Islanders
America is a smart nation.
