April 12, 2013
Picture Zack Greinke Has a Terrible Fighting Technique
Anyone who goes for the crotch deserves a broken collar bone.
April 10, 2013
Picture Papa John Greatly Enjoyed Louisville's National Title
He got so drunk he gave away two million free pizzas.
April 09, 2013
Picture South Carolina Likes Big Hits More Than Kids with Cancer
Maybe it's time for them to secede again. And Hawaii's statehood is revoked, too.
April 09, 2013
Picture European Auto Race Halted Due to Giant Track Dong
You can't drive over a penis. That's just wrong.
April 09, 2013
Picture Rick Pitino Sharts Pants Because of Confetti Cannons
His terror only lasted 15 seconds.
