Anyone who goes for the crotch deserves a broken collar bone.
Picture Messi Really Excited for Match
Sex weakens legs. But not self-sex.
At least she shaves.
It's hard to find an honest man.
He got so drunk he gave away two million free pizzas.
Maybe it's time for them to secede again. And Hawaii's statehood is revoked, too.
You can't drive over a penis. That's just wrong.
His terror only lasted 15 seconds.
It's a blessing and a curse.