It's funny because his team lost 5-2 in their first home playoff game in nine years.
Just a normal day in Italy.
Picture Troy Tulowitzki Mohawk
Who wouldn't go to this extreme for an oft-injured shortstop?
It's dedicated to all those who just don't feel mentally right some days.
He later threw the pizza at his television.
Or he may just hate Brian Engblom's hair.
He does not own a single piece of non-awful clothing.
Clearly just a ploy to pander to the toddler boy market.
You already have a fur coat, you pussy/dog.
First Lady of nightmares.