Picture No Skateboardering
Skateboardering is not a crime.
Now THAT's offensive!
Picture Moose On The Field
Okay Morris, we're down by 2 and there's only 8 seconds left in the game it's up to you to kick the winning field goal.
Picture Player Has No Legs
This is not Photoshopped.
Picture Back Hair Basketball Jersey
He shaved out the arm holes, too, for greater flexibility.
Picture Hairy Soccer Back
If he's unlucky, one day his son will be able to shave his favorite player's number in his back hair, too.
Picture The Luck of the Irish Back Hair
Notre Dame logoed back hair was much more relevant 20 years ago.
Picture Soccer Ball Smushes Face
This guy is terrible at soccer, I would have ducked.
Picture 'No Skatingboarding' Sign
These darn skatingboarders and their MTV.
Picture Sprinklers Go Off During Game
I think they should always play football with the sprinklers on. Keeps things interesting.