And he can deadlift 500 pounds, too.
Picture Bicycle Backflip Fail
I've seen worse pickup lines
Picture NBA Players Scrunched Together
For missing the rebound, they were all punished to spend an eternity in the Phantom Zone.
Picture Bikini Skiing
That's one place you don't want frostbite.
Picture Crazy Guy Skiing
Putting the ski resort right next to the mental institution may have been poor planning.
Picture Female Basketball Fail
And this is the WNBA All-star game.
Tomorrow's Headline: Drunk Soccer Dad Causes Scene at Local Soccer Game
Picture Baseball Bat On Fire
Apparently he got this bat from A-Rod's cousin.
Picture Soccer Knee To the Crotch
No penalty there, he was going for the ball(s).
Picture Michael Phelps Endorses Weedies
The breakfast of insanely hungry champions.