Picture "Thanks for the hug, Papi. But it's probably not smart for you to make any unnecessary displays of strength in public right now."
Picture "Yeah, all the fans are really excited to see me here. Of course, they think I'm Elton John, not Pete Rose. But still, they're excited nonetheles
Picture Cheerleader Tackled
This whole scenario was intricately planned by the bitchy head cheerleader who's dating the captain of the football team.
Picture "I wish that giant, fat man would stop staring at me like that. It's making me uncomfortable."
Picture "And let me close my speech with one final thought -- Hey, Rickey, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey, Rickey. Hey, Rickey!&quo
Picture "%^*#ing ^&@! perfect %#$* Buehrle @^*# ^&@! mother %^*#ing game %^*#ing ^&@! great catch ^&@! %^*#ing %#$* you, d
Picture "It's our last game together and I'm still not sure which LaRoche I am. Are you Adam or am I Adam?"
Picture Old School MLB Karate Kick
Hey catcher, you're trying to catch the wrong thing.
