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Picture "Please, God, let this be the last pitch I ever throw in this uniform."

Picture "Yeah, all the fans are really excited to see me here. Of course, they think I'm Elton John, not Pete Rose. But still, they're excited nonetheles

Picture Cheerleader Tackled

This whole scenario was intricately planned by the bitchy head cheerleader who's dating the captain of the football team.

Picture "I wish that giant, fat man would stop staring at me like that. It's making me uncomfortable."

Picture "And let me close my speech with one final thought -- Hey, Rickey, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey, Rickey. Hey, Rickey!&quo

Picture "%^*#ing ^&@! perfect %#$* Buehrle @^*# ^&@! mother %^*#ing game %^*#ing ^&@! great catch ^&@! %^*#ing %#$* you, d

Picture "It's our last game together and I'm still not sure which LaRoche I am. Are you Adam or am I Adam?"

Picture Old School MLB Karate Kick

Hey catcher, you're trying to catch the wrong thing.

Picture "Now, if you have no range like Jeter, you just want to crouch down flat-footed like this and wait for the ball to come to you."

Picture "No. I am accepting high-fives only. No fist bumps. Sorry."