Picture "Okay, guys, on these next three plays I'm going to throw the ball to Gisele's terriers. One pass to each one: Princess, Moonbeam and Daisy. She
Picture "Oh, what -- you Red Sox won't fight an old man anymore? Pedro had bigger balls than you, Youkilis."
Picture "Worst of all, you have the audacity to stand there mocking me with that ridiculous fake mustache."
Picture "Security, that fan over there in the Yankees hat is saying disrespectful things to me."
Picture Dallas Cowboys head coach Wade Phillips oversees a drill at Cowboys training camp in San Antonio.
