Picture "How shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more fuzzy and more bouncy."
Picture After learning he sustained a fracture in his foot, the blubber face on Andre Smith's upper body formed into a frown.
Picture Chula Vista, California players celebrate finishing their LLWS game in time to catch the 9:30 p.m. showing of "G.I. Joe."
Picture "Ohhhhh. No way! They gave you a tight end's number because of your huge ass and man arms."
Picture The Colorado Rockies eagerly await the homecoming of Ryan Spillborghs, who had been away serving a tour on the basepaths for the past 15 seconds.
