Picture Kansas head coach Bill Self tries to keep his nose in while arguing against an obvious foul.
Picture Orlando Magic center Dwight Howard is crushed to death by his massive shoulders after they decide they have grown so big they no longer need the rest
Picture "Actually, I've been working on some material about how rich, black people wear different hats than rich, white people do."
Picture During the final moments of the SEC Championship Game, Florida head coach Urban Meyer removes his mask to reveal he is actually Ron Zook.
