Pictures

Picture "Oh, what -- you Red Sox won't fight an old man anymore? Pedro had bigger balls than you, Youkilis."

Picture "Worst of all, you have the audacity to stand there mocking me with that ridiculous fake mustache."

Picture "I can't believe I haven't touched the ball in three quarters."

Picture "How about me, you and my bust have a three-way?"

Picture "Security, that fan over there in the Yankees hat is saying disrespectful things to me."

Picture Dallas Cowboys head coach Wade Phillips oversees a drill at Cowboys training camp in San Antonio.

Picture "With great drills like these, I think we have to be the obvious pick to get back to the Super Bowl."

Picture "I know. My hat is tastefully under-sponsored. It disgusts me, too. But the economy is tough right now."

Picture "Thank God I'm no longer contractually obligated to drive their piece of crap cars."

Picture JumboTron Innuendo

Winner takes all. While returning the favor of course.