Picture Hockey Rink Crib
The mattress is made of ice, which is probably not great for a baby.
Picture Staal Brothers > Toronto Maple Leafs
Most brothers can beat the Toronto Maple Leafs.
Picture Maple Leafs are Bad at Defense
Hey, Jordan Staal is kind of open. Little help.
Picture Oregon Tree > Stanford Tree
It's either the Oregon logo or a tree vagina. Ask a botanist.
Picture Church Sign Guys Knows God Isn't a Ravens Fan
God is probably a Jaguars fan. He's a big fan of the less fortunate.
Picture Superdome Ad Suggests They Should've Tried Energy Alternatives for Power
Another possibility would have been capturing the heat energy from Ray Lewis' bullshit.
Picture Joe Theismann is Still Providing Poignant Football Analysis
He needs to get back on national TV.
Picture Sports Media Missed Obvious Ray Lewis Deer Antler Spray Warning Signs
Sports media: asleep at the wheel on steroids since 1990.
Picture Colin Kaepernick Has Very Specific Instagram Tastes
Yeah, it's attractive females.
