Picture David Akers Back Tattoo
Kickers, like diamonds, are forever.
You can't keep animals at a hotel. They're in trouble.
Maybe you get to have sex with him between periods.
He needs to sue his barber.
Good teams only get drunk OR high. Not drunk AND high.
That is an ugly team.
He found the ACC in there.
If the Mets ever get a new name, Numbnuts should be it.
Lots of style nuggets.
He'll only get sadder when they draft Manti Te'o.