Picture Pac-12 Mascots Check Out of a Hotel
You can't keep animals at a hotel. They're in trouble.
Picture Syracuse Crunch Has Phone Sex/Ticket Ad
Maybe you get to have sex with him between periods.
Picture Charlotte Head Coach Alan Major Has Serious Hairline Issues
He needs to sue his barber.
Picture Junior Hockey Team Blames Team's Failure on Booze and Weed
Good teams only get drunk OR high. Not drunk AND high.
Picture Jim Boeheim Gives One Last Nose Pick in Big East Tournament
He found the ACC in there.
Picture Jordany Valdespin's Nut Shot Worth It for NY Post Headline
If the Mets ever get a new name, Numbnuts should be it.
Picture John Harbaugh Is Not Happy with the Ravens' Offseason
He'll only get sadder when they draft Manti Te'o.
