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PICTURE: DC Stores Are Still Selling a Nike “Up & In Like Wang” T-Shirt

I think it might be a penis reference. What do you guys think? Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Blue Jays-Astros Set MLB Single-Game Hits Record

They probably also set a single-game record for men left on base. Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Texas A&M Punter Drew Kaser Wants Your Heisman Consideration

Who needs Johnny Football when you have Johnny Puntball? Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Letter to the Editor Takes Offense to Fred Flintstone-Ray Rice Comparison

Martin Kramer should write letters to the editor every day. Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Behold the Year-by-Year Hair Progression of Nick Rose, Texas Kicker

Someone get this kid some help. He still has a year to go. Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Will Muschamp Poses with “I LOVE BIG SACKS” Gators Fan Lady

SCROTUMS didn’t fit on the shirt, I guess. Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Model Bar Poly Posts That She Met “Sports Legend” Tony Romo and #IDontKnowSports

It seems Bar Poly’s Instagram followers know sports and Tony Romo a little better than she does. Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Seahawks 12th Man Doesn’t Know What Pete Carroll Looks Like

The real 12th Man can probably identify Kevin Sumlin. Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Astros Blow No. 1 Pick

And he still didn’t sign? He totally used them. Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: John Daly Wears SpongeBob Pants for British Open Practice Round

No doubt the country that requires players to wear all-white for its biggest tennis tournament is considering doing the same now for golf.  Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Behold San Francisco Giants Fan SNOTROCKET

Looks like he has a little Snotrocket. Adorable.  Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: German Flag Eats Brazil Flag After 7-1 World Cup Win

It’s fitting that there is a frown on Brazil’s flag. Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Evolution of World Cup Logo During Germany’s 7-1 Defeat of Brazil

The empty white space is for when the logo killed itself at 6-0. Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Box Score from Canada’s 91-0 Football Win Over Kuwait

7-for-22 with an interception isn’t the worst line ever. Kuwait’s QB could get a tryout with the Jets. Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Jay Williams Tweets That Justin Bieber is “Inspiring” in Clear Cry for Help

When you attend Duke, Bieber’s levels of douchery don’t even register. Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: LeBron James Coverage Hits Rock Bottom with Family Vacation Videos

Yep. Family vacation videos. MUST SEE family vacation videos. No satire can match ESPN’s reality. Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Brandon McCarthy, New Yankee, Isn’t a Big A-Rod Fan

MRSA, obviously.  Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: KKK Night at the White Sox Game

We’re not hateful racists, we just got free white ponchos. Sure. Suuuuuurrrre. Continue Reading →