Picture Dirk Nowitzki leaves the San Antonio Spurs mascot hanging on a sieg heil.

Picture Yugoslavian Shocker

This is their country's symbol for peace, and the shocker, too.

Picture Player Distracted By Cleavage

Get a good look, Costanza?

Picture Headless Basketball Player

I can't believe they were dribbling his head that whole game.

Picture Nash And Nowitzki Hammered

A Canadian and a German walk into a bar…