Picture Washington Post Copy Editor Enjoys P0rn Puns

Earlier in the game, on a check, an opponent got Semin all over his chest.

Picture Russian secret agents Alexander Ovechkin and Alexander Semin of the Washington Capitals and Anton Volchenkov of the Ottawa Senators share a laugh abou

Picture Alexander Ovechkin Face

It's treasured as much as Game 7s come Stanley Cup playoffs season.

Picture Alexander Ovechkin's Controller Was Disconnected on Xbox

That, or he just continues to not give a crap about defense/half the sport of hockey.

Picture Steve Oleksy: Nose-Picking Hockey Player

Maybe he found what's left of Alexander Ovechkin's career in there.