Picture Super Bowl XLVI Cement Fail
Tom Brady poured the cement out and then Wes Welker ruined it.
That means he played back when that crappy Manning, Archie Manning, played.
Picture Eli-Peyton Noogie Tattoo
So now the noogieee has become the noogier
Put it with the other sports records that will never be broken.
History also says the Jets suck. Really any class does.