Blue State America Does Not Want to Get Rid of Peyton Manning

Picture A Fitting Image of Peyton Manning's Exit from the Colts

Picture Peyton Manning's New Meat-Cutting Job

From superstar quarterback to deli worker. Sad.

Picture Eli-Peyton Noogie Tattoo

So now the noogieee has become the noogier

Picture Peyton Manning asks each of the Jaguars fans at Jacksonville Stadium to shush so he can call a play.

Picture "I let you coach one game as a Christmas present and this is what you do?"