So the Clippers are NOT the Greatest Team Ever?!?!

Picture The Sacramento Kings are the 2012 NBA Playoff Darkhorses

I knew Jimmer would get them in the playoffs somehow.

Picture All She is Saying: "Refs Be Fair"

Picture Zach Randolph Wants to Kill and Eat Chris Paul

He does kind of look like a gummy bear.

Picture America Believes That California Does Not Understand Its Basketball

It's almost like most people in California are Lakers fans.

Picture Blake Griffin is the Likely NBA Rookie of the Year

If you blur your eyes, it looks like he's dunking on you.