Eli Manning Poses for the Portrait of "Manning Face"

Picture Eli Manning loves his family.

Also, he remains a huge dork.

Picture "Eeeeek! Mommy said strangers can't touch me there!"

Picture Injured Giants receiver Hakeem Nicks crutches away from the bench, tired of everyone asking him if he accidentally shot himself in the leg.

Picture Plaxico Burress enters his sentencing hearing flanked by his attorney, Benjamin Brafman, and holding the person he wishes had handled his case.

Picture Ignore his uniform. This guy's not really on the Green Bay Packers.

He's on Team Edward.