Chicago Cub Chris Carpenter Leads Cardinals to Playoffs

Picture "No, Albert, my birth certificate is real. Yours though ... I have my doubts."

Picture The Los Angeles Dodgers celebrate the discovery that Cardinals left fielder Matt Holliday is even more incompetent with a glove than their own left fi

Picture St. Louis Cardinals hitting coach Mark McGwire takes the time to write out steroids regimens for kids before the Cardinals take on the Nationals.

Picture Stephen Strasburg Looks Like Boss Elf From Rudolph

Have they ever been seen in the same room together?

Picture Baseball Hats Stacked

The forfeit do to uniform violations was totally worth it.