Pau Gasol and Tim Duncan Playing Jazz

Picture TV Tim Duncan Smells Fan's Neck

Santa's beard probably holds more smells.

Picture Tim Duncan and Tony Parker Shoot Joey Crawford

Shooting him and hanging seems excessive.

Picture Probably Lineups for the NBA Western Conference Finals

Picture Pau Gasol Gives Very Friendly Hugs

That is an awesome Spanish custom.

Picture Tim Duncan Gets a "DND - Old" on NBA.com Boxscore

Forget that. One of their players has a left mid-foot?