Realistic Buffalo Bills Newspaper Ad

Picture Shawne Merriman and Donald Trump: A Meeting of the Minds

It's one of the greatest moments in the history of American douchebaggery.

Picture Bills WR Steve Johnson Has a Nice Birthday Cake

He blames God for his sweet tooth.

Picture "How about me, you and my bust have a three-way?"

Picture "I can't believe I haven't touched the ball in three quarters."

Picture Puzzled cheerleaders at a Buffalo Bills game in Toronto wonder why the fans keep giving them an "Eh."