They're bad at football, they look like crap and their mascot is a turtle. What a program.
Making this was the highlight of some South Carolina prisoner's entire incarceration.
He must have read about it on InfoWars.com/NCAAF.
Picture Oregon Ducks VW Bug Car
Unfortunately, the car catches fire if it travels near the BCS title game.
O-H! I-Owe the city money on parking tickets.