Terrifying Abs Face

Picture Bodybuilder Runs Out of Spray-Tan

He's got a whitehead. (Ba-dum-cha.)

Picture Olympic Weightlifter Doing It Wrong

I love the clean and jerk and drop it on your head.

Picture Weightlifting Lady Pits

Her pit hair gives her strength like Samson.

Picture Female Weightlifter Has Hard Muscles, Hair

Her follicles can bench 375.

Picture The Incredible Hulk is disqualified from an Iranian bodybuilding tournament for a perceived political statement.