Harrisburg Senators' Perfect Promotional Email for Stephen Strasburg
August 31, 2011
Maybe people would go to Nationals games if they got some cowboy monkeys.
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Picture Stephen Strasburg's Expiration Tattoo
If he smells okay, he can probably still pitch.
Picture Stephen Strasbrug: The Next Nationals Phenom
Maybe people would learn his name if he wasn't on a pitch count.
Picture Stephen Strasburg KKK Jersey
Baseball is very American, so it's probably quite popular among the white supremacists.
Picture Stephen Strasburg Taking a Picture of a Monkey Riding a Dog
Minor league baseball: the greatest baseball.
Picture Sad Stephen Strasburg Jersey
On the front it says "We'll Maybe Be Decent One Day" in Nationals script.
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