Self-Aware Sign at Miami

Picture "The U" Will Take Large Bodies Off the Street

Applicants must also be obnoxious about decades-old accomplishments.

Picture How to Recruit a Miami Hurricane

Step 1, of course, is identifying a mediocre high school player.

Picture Luther Campbell is Upset About the Miami Allegations

He's an O.B. — Original Boosta.

Picture If You Want Advice On Discipline, You Want Michael Irvin

Other advice: sometimes it's okay to stab a guy in the neck with scissors.

Picture "Great game, Randy. The parts I was awake for seemed very exciting. Did my Mountaineers beat you?"