Cole Hamels is a Pretty Lady

Picture Cole Hamels' 1 "Key to the Game" is No. 2

You're not allowed to put poop on the ball, Cole.

Picture A woman on a billboard laughs at how feminine Cole Hamels looks.

Picture Cancer Survivor Kid Has Phillies Jokes

Unfortunately, the Phillies lost their fight.

Picture Drunk and Passed Out Phillies Fan Becomes Public Art

This redeems Philadelphia for everything they've ever done. Almost.

Picture Phillies Horse Fan

He needs to be put down, just like the Phillies.