Lance Armstrong never flew. Aliens are a performance enhancer.
You go hardwood or it's cheating.
Picture Too Many Lance Armstrong Puns
Steroids is a victimless crime? Lies! What about us for being subjected to stuff like this?
It's not degrading if she's paid to have them blow it all over her, right?
1) His name is spelled wrong; 2) That opening sentence couldn't be worse for someone whose job is to motivate cancer sufferers.