Worst Woman Ever Likes the Yankees and Red Sox

Picture Feel Free to Murder Pregnant Red Sox Fans on the NYC Subway

We all benefit if Red Sox fans don't reproduce.

Picture Red Sox-Yankees ... It's a Twitter Douche-Off

Really, any Twitter feuds are douche-offs.

Picture This is Roger Clemens' mugshot or maybe he took a job as a substitute teacher and this is his yearbook photo.

Picture 58 Year-Old Al Roker Looks Like a Toddler in a Yankees Uniform

Let's hope he didn't shart the pants.

Picture Maryland: The Naive State

They're really going to be upset when it breaks that Cal Ripken, Jr. took roids.