Picture Boston Marathon Fun
Better idea: Don't run at all and just drink beer.
Kenya has 19, Ethiopia has 2, South Korea 1 and the rest of the world is tied for 4th place with 0.
Picture Old People Are Slow
This is actually a video.
That, or he just continues to not give a crap about defense/half the sport of hockey.
Packer fan babies will poop in it. (via Mondesi's House)