Shaq Balance Beam

Picture Shaqtoo

It will look more realistic as the person gets fatter and older.

Picture The Best Dream Shaq Ever Had

If this was Inception, Shaq's dreams would go deeper into a deep-dish pizza.

Picture Free agent Shaquille O'Neal auditioned for the Boston Celtics yesterday.

Picture Shaq's bedtime binky? His penis.

Picture Boston Celtics Have Officially Been Eliminated from the Playoffs

It's amazing they even made the playoffs with Romo on their side.